I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We don't watch enough power rangers
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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