He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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