I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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