none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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