She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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