I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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