we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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