She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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