Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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