Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
