my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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