so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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