I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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