that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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