think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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