I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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