I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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