she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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