She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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