Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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