R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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