Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The feeling are messing with the penis
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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