I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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