tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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