So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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