I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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