I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Randomize
