There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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