They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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