Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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