Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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