is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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