This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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