we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have aggressive nipples.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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