just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
