Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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