I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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