So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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