You're so nebulous sometimes
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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