Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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