so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Randomize
