Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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