you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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