He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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