She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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