in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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