Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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