I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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