Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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