If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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