when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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