Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just ate a handful of salt
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